EmergenCy!

I know I am not supposed to use this blog for such silly things, but indulge me for a second. I have just now realized that I have an emergenCy in my diet and I need Cure for it! Here are the foods I most like to eat: cake, chocolate, cookies, chips, cheese, crackers, cream cheese, cupcakes, croissants, coffee (with creamer), and all carbs!! I am only eating from one letter of the alphabet....C! The C food group! Is there a Cure for this Crazy, Cruel Conundrum?? Too many C's cause too many Calories and too much Cushion on my ass! Maybe I should try a few other letters of the alphabet! Ya think! I feel Cleansed now that I got that off my Chest!   :) markee